Massachusetts: Boston’s South Station Bus Terminal
In one of my previous reviews I visited the MBTA’s South Station, and I had to deal with the six gates of poo hell. This time I had a much more pleasant experience. In another review I talked about...
View ArticleRhode Island: Providence Athenaeum
So what does legendary New England Author H.P. Lovecraft and myself have in common? We most likely took a shit in the same building. Which is why I am so excited about visiting our next location! I...
View ArticlePortland Maine: Hyatt Place
“This is a place where I want to shit,” I thought to myself walking to my location. I had no idea how long of a walk it was from the bus station to anywhere in downtown Portland. I don’t quite know...
View ArticleGreater Portland Convention and Visitors Bureau
Google Maps has thwarted me again! It took me all around the mulberry bush in Portland. Whenever I get to a new city I like to go and grab a physical map. After about an hour of wandering around...
View ArticleMassachusetts: Pret A Manger
A late night dookie stop was in order for our next location. I was kind of hungry and almost at State Street MBTA station when I spotted our next location. I got overcharged for a different sandwich,...
View ArticleHartford Connecticut: Quiznos Woman’s Room on Trumbull Street
We are about to embark on a journey. The likes of which we have never seen here at The Secret Shitter. We are about to go where no man has documented before. I am talking about shitting where we have...
View ArticlePortland Maine: Casco Bay Ferry Terminal
I had lunch with an old friend of mine while I was in Portland, I was able to hang out and catch up with an old friend, and eat his amazing food! I won’t bore you with our catching up details, but I...
View ArticleBurlington Vermont: Hilton Garden Inn
101 Main St, Burlington, VT 05401 The Quick Shit Number of Stalls 2 Stall Comfort 4 Accessibility 2 Cleanliness 5 Décor 5 Busyness 2 Toilet Paper Quality 5 Total 5 Read The Full Review Burlington is...
View ArticleConnecticut State Capitol Building
Connecticut State Capitol, 210 Capitol Ave, Hartford, CT 06106 The Quick Shit Number of Stalls 3 Stall Comfort 4 Accessibility 4 Busyness 1 Cleanliness 5 Toilet Paper Quality 2 Decor 4.5 Overall...
View ArticleMaine: Holiday Inn Portland-By-The-Bay
On today’s adventure, we are on the outskirts of the beautiful old port district in Portland Maine. The streets are getting less seedy, and are starting to show some groovy vibes. While on my way to...
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